Call it the universe’s way of paying me back for my 12 year old years but this one is just funny.
9:45. Door knocker knocks LOUD!
9:45. I go to the door ready to get a bit physical with the idiot on the other end. Dude! I got a baby here. You never wake a sleeping baby. I open the door to find 1000 forks in my lawn poking up from the grass. I laughed, Sarah did not.
9:46. I decide it really is funny and come up with a plan to let Cooper pick them up as a game in the morning.
9:55 (or so). Same knock, only slightly louder.
9:55. I open the door to see all the forks gone and cleaned up.
How frigging bizarre. Pretty damn funny though.